Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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