A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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black people

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Anti Joke

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