Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Eric is gay Ha

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the president do for the people? ...

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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