- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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