Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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