What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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