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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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