What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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