- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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