- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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