- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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