yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Make me famous

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Christ is a conspiracy

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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