- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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