- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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