- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

A bar walks into a man

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Barack Obama.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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