what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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