- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Roses are red, yup.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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