- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

I have cancer. And you're next.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Once, I went to Peru.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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