- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

what goes woof ? A dog.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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