What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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