Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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