Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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kennah campion when she talks

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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