What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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