What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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