knock knock? come in

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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1+2 = 6

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Oh, right

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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