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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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