- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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