- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is white and long? A New York winter

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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