- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's worse than this That :(

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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