- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

identical jokes get different votes.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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