- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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