- Anti Joke

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

123 f*ck off

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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