- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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