What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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