Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Pianos.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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