- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is 9+10? 19

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

salad days!

The Princess is in another castle

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Your mam is so fat.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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