- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

That's illegal What? Your mom

knock knock i have diarrhea

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A fat guy!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Cliterus

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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