- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Pickles are powerful

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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