Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Obama lin Baden.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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