Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Michael Brown

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Detroit has a low crime rate

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

FUCK THE JEWS

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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