What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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