Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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