- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

knock knock i have diarrhea

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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