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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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