Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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women's rights

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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