- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

whats long and black? a baton

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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