- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

My spelling is horrible

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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