What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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