- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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