What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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