Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what came first the chicken or the chips

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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