Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Two planes walk into an office building

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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