- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

tim has no humor

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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