- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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