What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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A fat guy!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Chlamydia

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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