why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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