Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

woman's lacrosse

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

sky's sty

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Good afternoon.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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