A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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they're dead. idiot.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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