A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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