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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

G:nock nock B:come in!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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