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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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