- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Chris is hairy

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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