Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A man goes to the potty.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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