- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Lil Wayne

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Sloths

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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