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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

no really what are ur names?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Massie is a fatass

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Hello.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

hey hey apple

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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