What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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