So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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