- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Small Penis.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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