Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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