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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

You're a big fat monkey.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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