- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Your mother just died.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

hashtags suck balls

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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