- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

hi mom

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*