What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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WOw you have no life

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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haha

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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