- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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