- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Pickles are moist.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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