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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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