yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Pickles are moist.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Male leadership.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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