What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A man died.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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