- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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