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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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