Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock Knock? Come in.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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