- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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