What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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