- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

your mama so old, shes dead.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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