A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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A women left the kitchen.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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David Cameron

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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