- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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