What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats gay and american? a gay american

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

So a bar walks into a man...

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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