catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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mikey is cute

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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