What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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