- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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