- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

A Fat Kenyan

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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