- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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