Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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