What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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No soup for you!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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