Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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kk

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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