What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What fires shots? A gun

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Anti Joke

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