- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What fires shots? A gun

I have a really funny joke.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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