How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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