- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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