Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

David Cameron

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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