- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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