LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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