Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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