one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why? Why not?

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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