A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Who wants water? I do.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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