Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Chuck Norris.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Is maynaise an instrument?

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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