What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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