- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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