- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

women's rights

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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