Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

thumb_up thumb_down -2

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I'm so punny.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"hey do you know the date" "58"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops