roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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This is an anti- joke

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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