A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Stephen Hawking

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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I have a horse.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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