- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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