- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What is green and slow Grass.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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