- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I have a horse.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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