What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

This is an anti- joke

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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