- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

I'm so punny.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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