Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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