- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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