- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

there was once a jew

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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