- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's up? Your time.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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