youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

rent a cops

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

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