Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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