What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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