Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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