- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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