Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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