what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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One time i was sitting down

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

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