- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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