When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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