What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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I'm rick james bitch

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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knock knock come in !

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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