What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Anti Joke

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