We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

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